Biden Shakes and Breaks at the COP26 Climate Summit in Glasgow
Joe Biden's Devotion to Emission Reduction
Joe Biden is devoted to reducing natural gas emissions to the extent that he tries his best to limit his own. After waking up from his nap during the Cop26 opening, he must’ve been dazed and confused, preventing him from controlling his cut into the cheese and embarrassing the Duchess of Cornwall.
: Camilla Talks About the Rip Heard Around the World
A source notified The Mail Camilla was surprised to hear Biden let one rip while making well-mannered small talk with her.
The source stated, ‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ and ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’
Who Else Did Biden Share His Innermost Secrets?
Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, and Boris Johnson also attended the reception at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery. Their attendance begs the question, who else did Biden permit to hear his stomach’s innermost secrets?
What Else Happened at Cop26 Climate Summit in Glasgow?
Aside from dozing and farting, Biden got friendly with Prince William, cracking jokes and even placing a hand on the Prince’s shoulder. Additionally, the President vowed to commit more resources to fight climate change before getting ‘gonged’ a whopping eight times for his speech exceeding the permitted three minutes.
Boris Johnson holds Biden in high regard, stating earlier this summer Biden was ‘a big breath of fresh air,’ but after Biden’s not-so-short stunt in front of the Duchess, we’re sure Johnson ate his words (if he can hold his food down).
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