Biden Fixes Baby Formula Crisis

Now that the media coverage concerning the lack of baby food on American grocery store shelves has disappeared, families everywhere question if he can repeat his magical feat. Although The Biden Administration didn’t heed the warning signs of an impending infant formula shortage as early as last September, they finally acknowledged the crisis in February as parents struggled to find the formula on store shelves – at the exact same time production in the United States was being severely limited with the closure of Abbott’s Sturgis, Michigan plant.

Democrats applaud the process to anoint Binden a Savior. The three-step plan of first ignoring the problem, then letting an agency come in and worsen the crises, made the leader of our nation look spectacular as he turned overseas to find and fly baby food to the United States. Extra praise has been heaved upon the Administration for dispensing the formula to migrant camps along the southern border.