Christmas Arrives Early for Oklahoma Democrats
Christmas Arrives Early for Oklahoma Democrats
A semi-truck crashed en route to a sizeable sex-toy distribution center in Oklahoma, sharing a bunch of toys and greasing the scene with lube on I-40.
The highway was shut down for most of the day to clean up the slick mess – thankfully, no one was hurt.
White and Pink Boxes Litter the Highway
Helicopter footage aired by KWTB News 9 showed numerous metal cans and white boxes with pink branding.
KWTB News 9 pilot Jim Gardner explained, ‘This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here,’ to a news anchor.
‘There is a lot of stuff to clean up.’
Anchor Asks for Clarity, Pilot Shows Wisdom
When the anchor asked, ‘Jim, can you tell what he’s carrying there? What’s all over the road?’
Gardner’s wisdom showed as he took a second to ponder the question before responding, ‘Not really. Maybe you can tell – I can’t tell.’
To learn more, continue reading about the Oklahoma Christmas (sex) Toy Drive.